Synagoggles

Eyewear used to see "secret synagogues" invisible to the naked eye.

Jeez Louise, I need to worship but this place looks pretty un-jewish.....best put on my synagoggles

by PFT_PFT_HAAAA May 5, 2011

sungoggles

The large sunglasses that cover up 1/3 of your face. They're almost look like a windshield on your face. There is no nosepiece and the lens is usually just one big slab. Usually retail for ridiculously expensive ($150+)

Guy 1: "Look at that chick over there! Damnnnn"

Guy 2: "Oh I know her, she actually only has one eye . You would never know since she has those sungoggles on"

by wisest one April 17, 2008

slavakian seagoggles

the act of cumming in someone’s eyes and ears then shitting in their mouth

I gave becky the Slavakian seagoggles

by munyeno March 7, 2021

arabian sandgoggles

When the scrotum of a man is placed upon the face of another person in such a way that the testes of the man placing his scrotum on the face cover the eyes of the recipient of the sandgoggles. From this position, a hot carl becomes very easy to enact.

Dude, I couldn't see the shit coming because arabian sandgoggles were blocking my entire view!

by BilboBaggins January 8, 2004

Arabian Seagoggles

The act of placing one testicle on each eye of an unconcious, or willing individual. AKA 'eye tea-bagging'.

Dude 1: so I put my nutts over both her eyes!
Dude 2: word? arabian seagoggles?

by Lotaf October 23, 2007

shmagoggles

All messed up, crooked, in dissaray.

I thought that guy was hot until I saw that his teeth are all shmagoggles!

by sussa May 5, 2009

arabian sungoggles

arabian sungoggles are when some one puts their balls on ur eyes and dick on ur nose so u look like gonzo (see a gonzo from the muppets and leaves them there long enough so u tan w/ them

dad: ben its time for ur goggles
ben: but the mark is still there from last time!!!

by bearface July 31, 2004