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sampynis 

(noun) a really retarded person who acts like a dick or penis often used by Taiwanese students to mock others.
It started in an international school when a student called Sampson Tsai showed his dick in class and started dancing .
(Verb) sampyniscate
(adverb) sampynisly
Damn Jack you are such a sampynis for eating 5 apples .
Tom just sampyniscated in class.
Bob looked at me sampynisly with his dick out.
sampynis by JHSADJGKHSDJGKHSAKJ September 28, 2017

Six String Sympathiser 

One who guardedly believes in the value and role of the guitar in modern music, despite many seeing it as a dated instrument.
Fucking hell, not another six string sympathiser.

symphony of destruction 

Just like the pied piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the symphony...
Of destruction

chorus of symphony of destruction

sumpy dancer 

a plus size woman who is confident enough on her feet to

break it down on the dance floor, build it back up again

without missing a beat!

a big girl that can dance hella good!
Redman had hella sumpy dancer's in his "I'll be dat" video.
sumpy dancer by Sherriloveiam September 21, 2011

Sympathy d'or 

The type of ballon d'or which Penaldo fans and Bayern munich fans want Lewandowski to win in 2021 because ballon d'or was cancelled in 2020.
Lewandisney deserves the sympathy d'or not ballon d'or.
Sympathy d'or by LM0710 October 6, 2021

beethovens 69th symphony 

the act of receiving oral sex while playing the piano
-dude my girlfriend just gave me a beethovens 69th symphony.
i didnt know she could play piano?
-she cant.
beethovens 69th symphony by DJ.B November 7, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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