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sympathy pain 

a big pain you have when your spouse is having the same pain at the same time.
OH SHIT!! I'm having a baby!!!

Boyfriend: SO AM I!!!
sympathy pain by Kitty December 26, 2003

Sympathy pain 

When a guy sees or hears of another man taking significant damage to the crotch, and crosses his legs because the mere thought of such pain makes his genitals feel either vulnerable or uncomfortable.
We were watching a horror movie, and when the killer took out a pair of plyers and went for the guy's crotch, every male in the room crossed his legs. We were all feeling sympathy pain for the guy.
Sympathy pain by Timstuff June 13, 2010

Sympathy Pain 

A kind of phantom pain experienced by someone watching a dude getting nailed in the junk.
Hey, what are you doing? And why are your legs crossed like that?
Oh god... That had to hurt...
What had to hurt?
Don't worry about it... It's not something a woman would understand...
What are you talking about?
...sympathy pain....
Sympathy Pain by H4v0k February 6, 2012

sympathy pains 

When someone you love is in pain and you are in pain because you love them so much. In other words, When the person you love..(your sould mate)..Is in pain..and you are in the same type of pain because you have sympathy for them.
My boyfriend and I are sick and having the same symptoms as each other..I think I am having sympathy pains for him.
sympathy pains by Kitty December 26, 2003
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026