Symmetra main

a Symmetra main is someone who will dump his dignity into the next trash can only to microwave you in a small room with turrets to the gates of hell. he shows absolutely no feelings of disgrace and shame and will declare that Symmetra is his "wife". there is no hope for returning to human after becoming a Symmetra main.

guy 1: have you seen that symmetra main?
guy 2: yeah I'm feeling like microwave lasagna now

Symmetra main by 9uvoufiywtwufou August 27, 2021

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Symmetra main

a Symmetra main is someone who will dump his dignity into the next trash can only to microwave you to the gates of hell. he shows absolutely no feelings of disgrace and shame and will declare that Symmetra is his "wife". there is no hope for returning to human after becoming a Symmetra main.

guy 1: have you seen that symmetra main?
guy 2: yeah I'm feeling like microwave lasagna now

Symmetra main by 9uvoufiywtwufou August 27, 2021

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Symmetra Main

the worst overwatch players

people who main her are aliens.

Person: Hey who are you playing
Symmetra main: symmetra life
Person: Fucking

Symmetra Main by hlgu May 29, 2017

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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