Sylvestiginosis is a rare and contagious disease that appears more prominent among tic-toc’ers, face-contortionists, and single middle-aged men who take selfies. It’s thought to be a mutation from duckface (also known as ducklips in some regions) which has been around for centuries, but reached its peak in 2010 before the disease was finally brought under control by the C.You.N.Tuesday Federation.
Oh no, do you see how contorted Nino’s face is?! That’s Sylvestiginosis, all right. No amount of selfies is going to cure that!
by Mibbs_ August 24, 2022
Get the Sylvestiginosismug.