Mibbs_'s definitions

Mankitoa

Mankitoa disease was first identified in 2022 when the foot of a dwarf living in the UK swelled five times its normal size. The toes of the infected foot are usually bright red and shiny, sometimes scaly, sometimes itchy. They will almost always feel like you’ve walked across a pit of flaming hot lava. Just one look at an infected foot will spread the disease, so watch out, or don’t!

Whatever you do, don’t look at his feet! He has Mankitoa disease.

by Mibbs_ July 21, 2022

Sylvestiginosis

Sylvestiginosis is a rare and contagious disease that appears more prominent among tic-toc’ers, face-contortionists, and single middle-aged men who take selfies. It’s thought to be a mutation from duckface (also known as ducklips in some regions) which has been around for centuries, but reached its peak in 2010 before the disease was finally brought under control by the C.You.N.Tuesday Federation.

Oh no, do you see how contorted Nino’s face is?! That’s Sylvestiginosis, all right. No amount of selfies is going to cure that!

by Mibbs_ August 24, 2022