the defintion of "to jizz in the shizz" is a phrase which means to have anal sex. Sex in the anal hole or in the booty
To jizz in the shizz you must have anal sex.
Example: Oh man! Karen was so hot yesterday, i jizzed i her shizz, right before she took the kids. It was so great.
The act of ejaculating between a woman’s ass crack perfectly and paying your tab by swiping your Visa, MasterCard, American Express or Discover Card quickly
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"