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Swiss kiss 

When you give someone a rim job and then kiss them
Ash just gave me the dirtiest Swiss kiss
Swiss kiss by CAJ47 January 13, 2019
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Swiss kiss 

When you stuff your mouth full of swiss cheese and suck your lover’s nose.
Man, my girl gave me a swiss kiss last night.

Swiss Kiss 

A handshake. And a very unsexy one at that.
I'm having such a dry spell I'm lucky if I get a swiss kiss.
Swiss Kiss by ApricotFields November 2, 2020

Modest Swiss Kiss

The licking of one’s nose, in playful loving way. But not to get confused with, yet similar to a “Swiss kiss”-When you stuff your mouth full of swiss cheese and suck your lover’s nose. Slightly less intense
She gave Jake a modest Swiss kiss while watching Its alway sunny in Philadelphia.
Modest Swiss Kiss by Lilmsh January 20, 2022

Modest Swiss kiss

She gave Jake a modest Swiss kiss
Modest Swiss kiss by Lilmsh January 20, 2022

kiss my swiss 

Kiss my butt! Eat my shorts! Kiss my ass!
My boss wants me to do some data entry. He can kiss my swiss!
kiss my swiss by grubfaerie April 28, 2009

kiss my swiss 

Colloquial version of "kiss my ass"
Kiss my swiss you frikkin' pillock
kiss my swiss by grubfaerie July 7, 2006
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