Swerpie

The realization that you realize that realizing isn't realistic

What a Swerpie Twerp

by Schnitzel Dick December 31, 2014

Swerpes

Men who have sexual intercourse with Taylor Swift subsequently suffer from being tainted, colloquially known as Swerpes

Jake Gyllenhaal has obtained swerpes

by charles_on_a_horse April 5, 2011

swerzie

Underground rapper from Chattanooga and the founder of the Icy Rotten collective. His rap style consists of aggressive flows over heavy trap beats.

Notable tracks by him: Diamonds, Noir, Arthritis Pt. 1, and Nothing To Me.

Bro, you hear that new Swerzie? He's up next for sure.

by anonymous December 2, 2020

scerpies

A combination of scurvy and herpes

When a lady of the night with scurvy/herpes wiped my dick on her face it gave me scerpies

by James Milligan January 11, 2008

Rata Serpiente

An individual in an work setting with habits of a rat and snake. The rata serpiente utilizes the strongest attributes of the snake and rat to improve status, position, or prestige. Although they may seem harmless, the rata serpiente has a venom that paralyzes its prey with its hypodermic fangs and long meaningless conversations. The rata serpiente will always attack when prey is not looking or in low light situations. The fangs are retractable to allow the sucking of penises to improve power, while their scales coil and warm the balls, and the tail may be used tickle the anus. Their weaknesses are superior predator pack animals, or strong willed intellectuals. Movie examples include Fredo Corleone from Godfather, and Uncle Scar from The Lion King. Word is Bond

As long as we have the rata serpiente in our company, no one will be safe.

He's such a cool guy, Naw Fuck that dude he's a cheater and a rata serpiente.
I got fired, and didn't see it coming, that fucking rata serpiente.

by Da Lone Wolf April 15, 2021

Snerpie

A large, idiotic individual who is prone to being perverted.

"Oh my God. That fat kid is staring at my boobs! He is such a Snerpie."

by Katelynn July 25, 2006

sherpies

An extraordinarily fat cat-like creature with herpes

Oh my god look at sherpies snorting all over the couch!

by Cacapoopoo August 24, 2019