Swereal 

1. Cereal of the Swiss origin

2. A Cereal dominant hybrid word originating Switzerland

Would you pass the Swereal and milk, please?

Please keep your Swereal in your bowl.

kirsch flavoured Swereal is the perfect start to any day.

Swereal by Reasun February 1, 2019

Sterealing 

Stealing One's Breakfast Cereal

Bruv, you mad...you sterealing?

Sterealing by UrbanNico January 17, 2011

swerval 

An obscure, early-1980s slang term, used mainly in the London postpunk and new romantic (proto-goth) scenes; just a general positive remark, like "cool" or "awesome." It has been suggested that an opposite of the word could have been "unswerv," but the author has no evidence to support this. It was definately shortened to "swerv" ("that's mad swerv"), and this version was taken up by the riot grrrls, a feminist punk movement that gained some notoriety in the early '90s. Nowadays, it's so obscure that there wasn't even a definition on Urban Dictionary, and if you use it people will think you made it up. Ah well....

Oi, Throbbin' Gristle 'n' CRASS 're playin' a double headin' t'nite! Swerval!

The band last night was hella swerv...

swerval by Skritch June 13, 2005

Sereals 

A cross between the word seriously and the phrase for real.

Dad: Your mom died
Mark: SEREALS?!

Sereals by XClamationMark September 1, 2006

sereal 

cum cereal or semen cereal

I like sereal

sereal by badbtch April 16, 2020

Smereal 

The act of harvesting the two week old smegma from underneath one's foreskin to mix in with their cornflakes for added flavour.

Is it me or do these cornflakes taste....different?

Correct my friend!
This is my full protein organic Smereal mix, and the best thing is that it's 100% Natural!

Smereal by CreamyQueefStain January 16, 2020

sereal 

Combination of the words serial and cereal, conceived by design group Sereal Designers. It presents the ordinary, everyday things we do, but with a dark, subversive twist.

This guy is a sereal lover!

sereal by John Lazaridis June 29, 2008