Smereal 

The act of harvesting the two week old smegma from underneath one's foreskin to mix in with their cornflakes for added flavour.

Is it me or do these cornflakes taste....different?

Correct my friend!
This is my full protein organic Smereal mix, and the best thing is that it's 100% Natural!

Smereal by CreamyQueefStain January 16, 2020

Smereal 

Some awesome cereal or some real cereal

Norman: Special K tastes like cardboard.
Lauren: Yeah, let's get smereal instead.

::grabs Lucky Charms::

Smereal by Trident Alchemist January 3, 2011

Smerald 

The last name of one of the greatest females on earth. Also, one with the last name "Smerald" will belong to a clan of 14. Yes. Do feel special..I do.

EssexMASSIF xDD

"Yo. Don't mess with the Smeralds. They're crazy mofos!"

Smerald by Lozzza x December 24, 2007

Sterealing 

Stealing One's Breakfast Cereal

Bruv, you mad...you sterealing?

Sterealing by UrbanNico January 17, 2011

smeralda 

A person who is lovable, amazing and funny. She has the best kind of humour, and a Good Music reste. Boys and Girl and everybody in between would all love to get close to Smeralda. Might be a little bit of an introvert, but once you get to know her, she really opens up and shows her rich inner self with all her sides.

Oh, Smeralda looks so pretty today! She is so amazing, like always😍 i just wish she wouldn't get herself down all the time!

smeralda by GlossipGirl October 3, 2017

smrealms.de 

A space life style stimulated internet gamesite. Offers no real contrast to other space games but yet is still popular. Enjoyed by a spectrum of people.

i was playing smrealms.de last night and got totally podded by Orca.

smrealms.de by andrew duffle April 2, 2007

smeraldo 

big boss; real dangerous person; someone to respect

Can't fuck with that smeraldo.

smeraldo by unpappadinome October 30, 2010