Smereal

The act of harvesting the two week old smegma from underneath one's foreskin to mix in with their cornflakes for added flavour.

Is it me or do these cornflakes taste....different?

Correct my friend!
This is my full protein organic Smereal mix, and the best thing is that it's 100% Natural!

by CreamyQueefStain January 16, 2020

Smereal

Some awesome cereal or some real cereal

Norman: Special K tastes like cardboard.
Lauren: Yeah, let's get smereal instead.

::grabs Lucky Charms::

by Trident Alchemist January 3, 2011