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I got too drunk at the Portofino pool and hopped in to take a quick Swenkle.
Swenkle by Portofino Pool Boys April 8, 2025
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Swinklefunk

1. The remaining ass crust on an unwashed pair of boxers.

2. A mythical creature that lives in laundry detergent.

3. The man. The guy. The eternal scrub-owner.
Person 1: "Hey dude, you want to go and play videogames?"
Person 2: "Naw dude, I've got to clean the swinklefunk out of my underwear."
Swinklefunk by DaKunkkaDunk May 6, 2014

Swankles 

When you have a long night out drinking and the next morning you have the alcohol diarrhea. Swankles occurs when you have liquid hot magma coming out for such a long period of time, that you start taking off clothes from sweating. Eventually you have to take your pants/shorts off from around your ankles due to excess sweating. The result is swankles.
Playing beer pong last night gave me swankles today.

swankling I started swankling in the grocery store when I couldn't find a bathroom.
Swankles by DrnorJ May 25, 2016
when you smile and wink at the same time
She swinkled at me.
swinkle by Whitee August 20, 2012
Damn thats some good swinkle
Swinkle by CHeech July 22, 2003
A person, place, object severely lacking class, polish or style; not swanky.
The other night I saw a swankless guy dressed like a moron from New Jersey.
swankless by tenmenkilled August 6, 2009