Swenkle

An ankle which exhibits characteristics of a hairy kankle.

Your shoes don't fit because you've got swenkles.

by Cubcake82 October 3, 2011

Swenkle

verb; pissing in the pool

I got too drunk at the Portofino pool and hopped in to take a quick Swenkle.

by Portofino Pool Boys April 8, 2025

Swinklefunk

1. The remaining ass crust on an unwashed pair of boxers.

2. A mythical creature that lives in laundry detergent.

3. The man. The guy. The eternal scrub-owner.

Person 1: "Hey dude, you want to go and play videogames?"
Person 2: "Naw dude, I've got to clean the swinklefunk out of my underwear."

by DaKunkkaDunk May 6, 2014

Swankles

When you have a long night out drinking and the next morning you have the alcohol diarrhea. Swankles occurs when you have liquid hot magma coming out for such a long period of time, that you start taking off clothes from sweating. Eventually you have to take your pants/shorts off from around your ankles due to excess sweating. The result is swankles.

Playing beer pong last night gave me swankles today.

swankling I started swankling in the grocery store when I couldn't find a bathroom.

by DrnorJ May 25, 2016

swinkle

when you smile and wink at the same time

She swinkled at me.

by Whitee August 20, 2012

Swinkle

The Cutest sweetest nicest girl on the planet

Damn thats some good swinkle

by CHeech July 22, 2003

swankless

A person, place, object severely lacking class, polish or style; not swanky.

The other night I saw a swankless guy dressed like a moron from New Jersey.

by tenmenkilled August 6, 2009