A swandog is widely regarded as a mythical creature. The Ancient Greeks believed him to be the greatest salad tosser of all time. However legend has it that he stalks his prey uttering the sound "gary, gary, gary" in a snarling voice.

Nothing like a Swandog to reach the deepest recesses pf your ass!

I was an anal virgin, till i met SWANDOG!

Swandog by SpunkyMcNugget May 22, 2004

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Swandog

The healthest kid alive. One who works all the time and doesn't eat anything thats not green. Favorite beverage is water.

Plays more than one sport...soccer and basketball...good at both.

Can be a smart ass if one wants to.

Also known as samsonite.

Can turn on the pimp juice at any given point.

Docta eat some real food don't be like swandog.

Swandog by Jarrod W February 29, 2004

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Spendogs

The pedo who’s currently jizzing in my history book

Spendogs is a fucking lad

Spendogs by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018

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swendig

The word swendig has the same meaning as shindig. just with a dallas accent.

Dude, are you going to make it to my swendig tommorow?

swendig by Brett Elaine Williams March 10, 2010

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