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A totally cool dude that was a nerd in highschool
"Hell! Is that Jimmy? He was such a nerd! What a swandog!"
Swandog by Baz March 2, 2004
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A swandog is widely regarded as a mythical creature. The Ancient Greeks believed him to be the greatest salad tosser of all time. However legend has it that he stalks his prey uttering the sound "gary, gary, gary" in a snarling voice.
Nothing like a Swandog to reach the deepest recesses pf your ass!

I was an anal virgin, till i met SWANDOG!
Swandog by SpunkyMcNugget May 22, 2004
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The healthest kid alive. One who works all the time and doesn't eat anything thats not green. Favorite beverage is water.

Plays more than one sport...soccer and basketball...good at both.

Can be a smart ass if one wants to.

Also known as samsonite.

Can turn on the pimp juice at any given point.
Docta eat some real food don't be like swandog.
Swandog by Jarrod W February 29, 2004
a slut or whore
That girl is such a shandog
Shandog by lennance June 20, 2023

Swanndog 

derogatory term for one who is continuously rejected by his so-called 'friends'. commonly used as an insult, swanndog means 'a whale's vagina from millwall', but can also be used to refer to a cross between a swan and a dog.
'oi you, swanndog'
'ere mate, ur such a swanndog'
shit, what is that thing?' 'oh, thats just a swanndog.'

swandoolicks

The personality trait of a very attractive girl that has aspirations of one day becoming a princess, having great wealth and owning an unicorn. She has a tendency to lack focus or ambition, but her underlying intelligence and undeniable beauty allow her the opportunity to lead a happy, successful life nonetheless.

The term is derived from the word 'swan', an animal that is protected by the Queen of England, and 'spondoolicks', a Cockney slang term for money.
Gary: Hey Larry, check out that girl over there! She's hot!
Larry: Oh no I wouldn't go near her mate, she thinks she's royalty.
Gary: Really? But she's really hot!
Larry: No way, she's got swandoolicks.
swandoolicks by Roderick Jaynes January 28, 2009
Form of "Shannon"
Meaning: Brillance
Shandog, you are freaking brillant. And yes, Shandog is now in the dictionary.
Shandog by WallyWally April 6, 2013
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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