sweet surprise 

The accidental act of giving a woman oral sex, unknowingly right after your friend just fucked and came inside of her

Brandon I can't believe you gave justin a sweet surprise last night. That's hilarious!

sweet surprise by Braydeld February 19, 2015

sweet surprise 

play RLcraft

My Friend:Do you want to have a sweet surprise?
Me: Yes, of course
My Friend: *laughs deeply*

sweet surprise by dashengxiao February 27, 2021

Palatine's Sweet Surprise 

An act of intercourse in which the male takes a 1994 Honda Civics battery and attaches jumper cables to his balls and the jolting motion from the electricity coursing through his body gives the female a shocking orgasm.

Dude giving my girlfriend Palatine's Sweet Surprise cured her epilepsy!

Palatine's Sweet Surprise by The last wiggler December 24, 2020

Sweet Potato Surprise

When an unconscious woman has her butt cheeks spread with tongs and a rabid bunny is inserted into her anus using an over-sized bong. The resulting shit from the woman's anus oddly resembles sweet potatoes.

"Yeah, I walked into the bathroom and there was a sweet potato surprise waiting for me."anusrabid bunny sexbunny sex

Sweet Potato Surprise by Ms. Garret October 3, 2010

Smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service 

The intro to an anime called blend s. If you want to know if someone is an anime fan just say smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service and if they dont respond with something else beginning with s like sono chi no sadame, sasageyo or cyaka blyat their heads will explode

Girl one: smile!

Girl two:sweet!
Girl three: sister!
Girl four:sadistic!
Guy one:surprise!
Guy two and three:service!!
Every closet anime fan: *nervously sweats* my ultimate weakness. Smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service.......... 'smoke week every day'

Smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service by RobinEmma February 19, 2021

skeet surprise 

When you wake up after a night out with semen in your hair and don't realise it is there.

Francine woke up after a one night stand with a skeet surprise in her hair.

skeet surprise by Skeet surprise July 4, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020