Sweet Jesus 

The "Holy Shit!" reaction you get when you scare the crap out of someone (or your pet cat).

Sweet Jesus! Where in the hell did that come from!

Sweet Jesus by slavens (slave-ens) October 26, 2004

Sweet Jesus 

When you see a woman so beautiful she takes you by surprise

Sweet Jesus shes hot

Sweet Jesus by Seny69 December 30, 2018

Sweet Jesus 

Laying eyes on an incredably hot girl, who is just a little bit too young for you, and expressing your sexual interest with a "Sweet Jesus!!"

Sitting outside the pub and a group of scantily clad 17 year old girls walk past. Someone pipes up "SWEET JESUS!..." and everyone looks round to have a gander.

Sweet Jesus by Hartles September 7, 2010

Sweet Jesus 

Giving or receiving oral sex while saying the lord's prayer.

oral sex while saying:

Our Father who art in heaven,

hallowed be thy name.

Thy kingdom come.

Thy will be done on earth, as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread,

and forgive us our trespasses,

as we forgive those who trespass against us,

and lead us not into temptation,

but deliver us from evil.

and there you have it you just preformed a Sweet Jesus

Sweet Jesus by Jesus Bro December 5, 2013

Sweet Jesus Cinnamon Tits 

An exclamation. Instead of using a normal boring one like, HOLY SHIT! Use "SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS!" for your daily 'holy shit' moments.

Teenage daughter 1: " Mom, I'm pregnant"
Mom: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS! "

Guy 1: " Dude listen to this awesome song "
Guy 2: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS IT'S RICK ROLL YOU BITCH! "

Sweet Jesus Cinnamon Tits by SWEETJESUSCINNAMONTITS! September 28, 2010

Sweet jesus in a hail storm 

1.Something you say when something is just unfucking beleiveable.
2.complete shock or excitement.

1.Ellie: holy shit i have chubb rub.
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.

2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."

3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"

Sweet jesus in a hail storm by tim3253265 July 12, 2006

Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone 

normally screamed when you want something. Used by stephen colbert.

'Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone, please tell me!!!!!'

Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone by MaximumOverdrive January 20, 2009