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swedish leafblower 

A particularly painful sexual position involving any form of cider although traditionally pear kopparberg. Inserted, anally, position is generally performed from behind. Some people like to use a shoe horn to give leverage to the sphincter. Research suggests the practise began in ancient ireland, using guinness and a funnel made from sheepskin. Whilst traditionally favored by Catholic priests, in recent years the practise has become a cult phenomenon. More recently, the addition of ice cubes inserted analy prior to the cider has proven to be very popular in canada and other northern countries. Once the can has naturally made its way back out, the battery powered pump then has it blow and suck functions used alternatively until the anus returns to its regular size. The process is the repeated.
Placing an open can of cider up the rectum followed by a small working pump alternately used to blow, then suck until anus returns to normal. Repeat. This is the Swedish leafblower

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026