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Sweaty Sock

Linked via rhyming slang to the term JOCK a person from Scotland
Those sweaty socks are no better than a bunch of Tartan Tranny's
Sweaty Sock by Stolen_Monkey April 13, 2007
Words you can keep

auburn sweat sock 

An act where a male masturbates to into a sock until ejaculation. Said sock is then turned inside out so that the ejaculate is now exposed. The masturbator then takes the dirtied sock and slaps an unsuspecting victim in the face with it. Shame, humiliation, and hilarity come with being soaked with rocket sauce.
Bill was being kind of a dick to Jerry, so Jerry decided to give Bill the ol' Auburn sweat sock.
auburn sweat sock by Tyler Wilson August 27, 2007

Smelly Sweat Sock Kid

Noun: 1. A smelly sweat sock kid is one who plays an abundance of video games, has a propensity for anime, and baths in mayonnaise. He might also make chain maille just in case he ever comes in contact with a real dragon. 2. Nerd package deluxe 3. Video game junky
"Did you walk by room 133? There are like 30 people in there playing DDR and it smells like pork and cheese." "Yeah. Those are the smelly sweat sock kids."

sweat sock 

Noun; A cotton sock designed to wick away sweat. To be worn on the feet while participating in athletic activities, or during exercise They are usually white, or white with colored stripes on the portion that covers the shin area.
Gavin wears sweat socks inside of his sneakers when he does aerobics.
sweat sock by e.p.m. March 7, 2009

Sweat socks 

When you cum into a sock then hold it over your girls mouth and ring the cum out of the sock
Babe I don’t want to fuck, can I give you the sweat socks instead
Sweat socks by Purple nurples December 11, 2019

Sweatsock and two meatballs 

A fancy little phrase for "a dick and two balls". It's even more fun if you sing it to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister.
"I saw that sweatsock and two meatballs last night. It wasn't very big!"

sweatysack 

when two testicles come face to face and the sack and scrotum start to shrivvle. The balls collide and the sack remains terribly sweaty.
My friend roman suffers from constant sweatysack during each day of his life.
sweatysack by p.figliano February 21, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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