sweatysack 

when two testicles come face to face and the sack and scrotum start to shrivvle. The balls collide and the sack remains terribly sweaty.

My friend roman suffers from constant sweatysack during each day of his life.

sweatysack by p.figliano February 21, 2007

Sweatjack 

(n.) derived from local Massachusetts phenomenon "Sweaty Jacky"

Refers to an attractive female, who under normal circumstances is quiet, friendly, intelligent, and charming; however, after consuming an exorbitant amount of alcohol, undergoes an "Incredible Hulk"-like metamorphosis. Symptoms commonly include sweatiness, greasiness, dead gaze, crossed eyes, hives, acne breakouts, invitations to hookup, bad breath, lack of understanding of personal bubbles, extreme urge to get others drunk, intermittent crying interspersed with dancing, and falling out of hammocks into pools.

Dude, I think I'm gonna try to hook up with Sarah tonight at the party.

No way, man! She's a total Sweatjack!

Sweatjack by TemperanceFan October 14, 2004

sweatsack attack 

When, after vigorous physical activity, a man's ball sack becomes moist and syrupy. When the man takes off his shorts, his sack swings up into his face, and sticks to his forehead. This common problem causes temporary blindness and loss of balance.
This can also occur if someone is attempting to give the man head after he has exercised or dipped his sack in hot wax. This can cause third degree burns and often results in death.
To avoid this common issue, simply wipe the excess sweat from the sack with a moist towelette every 3-5 hours during physical and/or sexual activity.
Do not allow your sack to become a danger to yourself and others.

"I had a massive sweatsack attack after football practice yesterday."
"What's that gooey stuff on your face, Charlie?" "Oh nothing. I just had a sweatsack attack."
"So why did you dump Brad?" "He gave me a huge sweatsack attack last night."

sweatsack attack by Boris Kruschev January 11, 2009

sweaty sack

to reclaim your seat. Call sweaty sack whilst touching your seat and then no one will take it

"I call sweaty-sack"
"I sweaty-sacked, you cannot sit there"

sweaty sack by Goose, Sheldon, Gassy, Matt, Stubbs, Andy, Hap and Jumber Jake January 31, 2005

southern santiago sweaty sack syndrome 

The kind of undercarriage man sweat only achieved after days of walking through the steets of santiago in august heat. S.S.S.S.S. Is required in order to achieve the Bolivian Body Spray.

coming back from camping....

"whats that smell?"

"sorry, I have Southern Santiago Sweaty Sack Syndrome"

southern santiago sweaty sack syndrome by styxx marino March 9, 2007

sweatback

(n.)- A racist, derrogatory, offensive term used to describe of person of Mexican or El Salvadorian descent. Sweat meaning getting there back wet and sweaty working in the fields, coining the term "sweatback."

Dylan tried to shank us when we called him a sweatback.

sweatback by Maximus Bluntoff April 25, 2006

summer sweaty sack 

The moment when your hairy ball sack begins to sweat in the hot summer sun as they slap against your penis while you're chasing after women wearing thong bikinis.

"Oh my God dude.. That woman was playing hard to get while I was chasing her down the beach when suddenly I got fucking summer sweaty sack... Now it itches until I scratch it. Damn it Beavis.

summer sweaty sack by TheBIGROD34 June 6, 2016