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SwatNet, originating by the name botnet. All though this one is special it's ran by a group of con artists that specialize in hacking, DDoS, all that cool stuff. Another quick description, a botnet ran by members of PonySec and ChargenAttack with over 400,000 bots.
Imma run you wit mah swatnet br0
swatnet by PonySec September 28, 2014
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Swatie • swati • Statie • sweatie • Skatie • Swatilekha • SWATing • Swatishaa • staties • swanie
Swati is a fancy Indian name meaning the first drop from the sky that falls into the sea and turns into a pearl. She is exotic and beautiful, dry motivated with a drive like Alexander Hamilton and can get anything done better than you would have asked for. She is hilarious and charismatic, a little sheltered but don't mistake her for innocent. She is a momma's daughter and will do anything for her family and dedicates herself to schoolwork because she belejves firmly in education and appearances Nd wants to make the best image for everyone who sees her.
Sarah: man I got a b on my test! What did ugrt swati...?
Swati: um... Not too bad.... I'm sorry u got a b but that's stills really good!
( I reality she got a 97 but didn't want to make bed a feel self conscious)
When someone calls in a make-believe hostage situation or other major offense that would need to be handled by a SWAT team. Mostly done to streamers mid broadcast or other famous Youtube/Twitch celebrities.
The SWAT team busted into his house and arrested him live on stream. He was swatted.
Swatted by Nick 2014 September 3, 2014
The cutest, lovliest and sweetest. She's loved by all but she got many haters too. She knows what she wants amd does'nt let people sway her opinion. She doesn't gives any second chances to anyone. She knows who hurts you once will hurt you forever. She ignores those who aren't worth her time and leaves those who don't deserve her.
Unfortunately, Swati does'nt likes me, my life is ruined

I want a bae just like swati
Swati by Ankush01 May 16, 2016

Twat Swatter 

When a girl stops another girl from getting her game on. (The female version of a "cock blocker")

Invented by Dane Cook, said it in his may 2008 show in vegas
"I was going to get with him! You need to stop being such a twat swatter!"
Twat Swatter by enhoJ August 17, 2008
Such a friendly girl. When you meet her, if she is in mood it takes seconds to open up like a school kid in front of her. She loves to talk. You can call her ‘Swa’ in short to make her smile. She has heart of a little girl and intellect like sharpest of all. Sometimes she’s sweet but sometimes she’s badass like a alpha girl. Never mess with her for a wrong reason because if she got angry it takes long to persuade her. But many times a plate of ‘Samosa’ can calm her temper or sometimes a ‘chocolate cake’ may be.
Girl: I’m hungry, I don’t want to walk and I want to sleep.
Guy: you’re such a Swati
Swati by Kalah kaar November 23, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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