Swass Chocolate

The act of placing chocolate between ones ass cheeks and sitting on it all day so that it melts into a form of lava cake which your partner then licks out of your ass at the end of the day.

"Honey, can you make swass chocolate for tonight?"
"Boys, guess what? My wife made swass chocolate last night, you gotta try it. YUM."

by Buttstuf420 March 2, 2022

Chocolate Swiss Roll

A procedure conducted during anal penetration in which during male ejaculation the female excretes her bowels onto the male reproductive organs.

Nathan - "I'm gonna bust a nut!"
Antneo - "Let me chocolate swiss roll you baby!"
Nathan - "Yes!"

by jamrag September 22, 2014

Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate

The act of farting or shitting on your partners face while tea bagging them.

I was tea bagging my girlfriend last night. I thought it would be funny to fart so I gave a hard push, but I sharted and gave her a Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate!

by swissmiss_redditor December 12, 2012

Swiss chocolating

When you shit on someone's meal.

I was like pooping my pants and I was like Swiss chocolating Seb meal.

by surrendingmonkey September 1, 2016