Definitions by surrendingmonkey

bored penis 

When you don't have sex for weeks

Fil hasn't had sex in a while, he has a bored penis.

bored penis by surrendingmonkey November 18, 2016

Swiss chocolating 

When you shit on someone's meal.

I was like pooping my pants and I was like Swiss chocolating Seb meal.

Swiss chocolating by surrendingmonkey September 1, 2016

Swiss snowblower 

When you shit goes all over the toilet.

It was like a Swiss snowblower had gone into this toilet.

Swiss snowblower by surrendingmonkey September 1, 2016