3 definitions by surrendingmonkey

When you don't have sex for weeks
Fil hasn't had sex in a while, he has a bored penis.
by surrendingmonkey November 18, 2016
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When you shit goes all over the toilet.
It was like a Swiss snowblower had gone into this toilet.
by surrendingmonkey September 1, 2016
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