surrendingmonkey's definitions

bored penis

When you don't have sex for weeks

Fil hasn't had sex in a while, he has a bored penis.

by surrendingmonkey November 18, 2016

Swiss chocolating

When you shit on someone's meal.

I was like pooping my pants and I was like Swiss chocolating Seb meal.

by surrendingmonkey September 1, 2016

Swiss snowblower

When you shit goes all over the toilet.

It was like a Swiss snowblower had gone into this toilet.

by surrendingmonkey September 1, 2016