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Swangle
The art of swangling is one that almost defies rigid definition. In its earliest form, the word was used to describe procuring or achieving something in an uncommon or non-traditional way. Since, however the word has flourished into something much, much more. To swangle someone could mean anything from besting them in a contest of wits to dunking in their face in the NBA Finals. It's possible to out-swangle someone, re-swangle someone, under-swangle someone, or even sudo-swangle someone, but there is no such thing as over-swangling. You can swangle an alligator, un-swangle a knot, or calculate your swangle of attack. Swangling, as stated, is an art, and true swanglers worldwide know that there are many definitons and uses for the word, the majority of which cannot be listed here. Above all, however, swangling is what the swangler makes of it. Put your mind to it, and you can swangle just about anything.
Correct Usage:
"One-hundred fifteen to forty-seven? Man, he really swangled you in this week's fantasy football match-up."
"The Greeks really out-swangled the Trojans when they got inside Troy using a wooden horse."
Incorrect Usage:
"How about you swangle these nuts?" Incorrect: Swangle cannot be used in conjunction with any aspect of male genitalia (exception: the swangler is female).
"One-hundred fifteen to forty-seven? Man, he really swangled you in this week's fantasy football match-up."
"The Greeks really out-swangled the Trojans when they got inside Troy using a wooden horse."
Incorrect Usage:
"How about you swangle these nuts?" Incorrect: Swangle cannot be used in conjunction with any aspect of male genitalia (exception: the swangler is female).
Swangle by Garth Swangler December 11, 2011
swangle
to overwhelm with too much swag
Swagless
A individual who believes they have 'swag' nevertheless they have no swag and are therefore swagless
Swaggleberries
Swaggleberries means whatever you want it to. It can be a noun, verb, or adjective. As a noun, It is either swaggleberrie or swaggleberries. As a verb, it is eitherswaggleberrie, swaggleberrieing, or swaggleberried. And so on with the Adjectives. It is often used when as an excuse when none other can be thought of, when not wanting to tell someone something, when you don't know the answer, or just used as a way to reply to something
The swaggleberrie(noun) swaggleberried(verb) the swaggleberrie(adjective) swaggleberries(noun).
In other words:
The dog buried the hard bones.
Mom: What where you doing last night?
Son: Swagleberries
Dad: Who where you with at the movies?
Daughter: Swaggleberries
Friend 1: Wanna go to the mall?
Friend 2: And do what?
Friend 1: Idk. Swaggleberries
Teacher: What is 2+2?
Student: Swaggleberries
Friend 1: I just got some mangoes.
Friend 2: Swaggleberries
Boss: Why are you late?
Employee: Cuz swaggleberries
In other words:
The dog buried the hard bones.
Mom: What where you doing last night?
Son: Swagleberries
Dad: Who where you with at the movies?
Daughter: Swaggleberries
Friend 1: Wanna go to the mall?
Friend 2: And do what?
Friend 1: Idk. Swaggleberries
Teacher: What is 2+2?
Student: Swaggleberries
Friend 1: I just got some mangoes.
Friend 2: Swaggleberries
Boss: Why are you late?
Employee: Cuz swaggleberries
Swaggleberries by Swaggleberries August 5, 2016
Swinglered
A massively unfortunate incident caused by several small, easily avoidable circumstances and excessively poor decision making.
I really Swinglered my car when I decide to throw that soft-drink through my sunroof onto that other guy's car, and he proceeded to chase me for 45 minutes, hurling debris at me and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage to my car exterior.
Swinglered by Rockteh January 7, 2013
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026