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swamplogging

v., to copulate with a particularly moist partner.
So last night I was swamplogging in this chick...
swamplogging by socolumberjack December 25, 2010
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Swamplogging

Having anal sex with someone who is suffering from a case of swampass.
"Joe, were you just swamplogging that guy?"
"I just love it when they're sweaty down there!"
Swamplogging by swampyswampswamp August 1, 2009
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Swamp Logging 

The act of performing cunnilingus while the recipient defecates. In the modern vernacular, to go down on a woman while she takes a shit.

See also blumpkin.
When my buddy Chris worked at Taco Bell he walked in on his manager swamp logging the fat girl who worked the cash register.
Swamp Logging by redconsensus January 4, 2010

Swamp Logging 

Similar to the Blumkin, Swamp Logging is where someone goes down on a woman while she takes a dump.
while sally was taking a dump, billy felt the urge to repay his girlfriend, for the blumkin the other night by swamp logging her right there.

Swamp Logging 

Using fecal matter, particularly diarrhea, as lubricant for sex.
Bailey has this condition that causes perpetual diarrhea. It means we can go swamp logging when ever we want.
Swamp Logging by ForShame October 30, 2010

Swamp Logging 

Swamp Logging is when you are at a country bar, or other country gathering and you have to settle for the opposite sex that appears they were pulled from the bottom of a swamp like an old log.
We knew it was going to be bad when Mike told us to check on him in the morning because it was getting close to closing and he needed to go swamp logging so he would not go home alone.

swamp logging 

when you are performing anal sex with someone who has swamp ass
i was swamp logging with you mom last night
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