Swallow me 

When a girl is sucking on a boy’s dick and he cums in her mouth real good and the girl swallows it

Madison wanted to swallow me last night! Shit was crazyyyy!!

Swallow me by rippietedd January 15, 2020

Swallow me 

The Pinnacle of how rude "eat me" or "bite me" can be.

I signed you up for drug rehab!
Swallow me.

Swallow me by Sloopedidoop December 27, 2018

Swallow me 

What one might say after coming in a guy’s mouth. Said when one really wants to get off on a guy swallowing one’s fuck paste.

Fuck Dude, that was a hot suck job! Swallow me! Swallow me now!

Swallow me by Frozen Alien October 5, 2024

Ground swallow me up 

Ground swallow me up or GSMU is a phrase which sums up the overall desire to escape an embarrasing or awkward situation.

While the request for a time-machine might seem a more dignified approach to being swallowed up by the ground which seems a cruel fate. GSMU is more fitting to identify feelings of desperation and guilt.

for related topic see awkward, dig a hole and keep digging

Susan: OMG have you seen Jenny? She has the fattest ass ever!
Claire: You mean Jenny who's stood right behind you?
Susan: Ground swallow me up

Ground swallow me up by sunshiyong November 25, 2010

Swallow The Whole Meat

The expression of telling someone to fuck off, get fucked, and/or bitching someone out to the point where they feel worthless/useless.

1.) "Hey John my boss just said if I don't work during my mom's funeral, I'd get fired!"

(John) "Damn bro so he basically told you to swallow the whole meat".

2.)Boss: "Hey John you have to clean up that semen over there, now!"
John: "Yeaa fucking right, you can swallow the whole meat with that shit, I quit".

Swallow The Whole Meat by TitaniumRod August 3, 2019

thong swallower 

An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.

-"Wow, that girl's got serious booty."
-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."

thong swallower by TakingARideOnTheFailboat September 16, 2010

knob swallower 

A derogatory term for a faggot.

Jessis told me she tried to fuck Stoney last night, but it turns out he is not into chicks. He is a fucking knob swallower!

knob swallower by QPump August 5, 2011