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A name used by Mullumbimby Street Gang "the Squids" to refer to a member who has been kicked out. The most common reason to be kicked out is for stealing the gang's stocks of Marijuana, Psychadelic Mushrooms and Heroin. Sometimes used as an insult.
Person A (looks at mushroom): Awwww, these mushrooms are totally not Psychadelic!
Person B: Man, you are such a swaid.
Swaid by El_Prebo June 2, 2015
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Is a sexy bloke who is not gay and is beast at Cod.
He's also beasst at sex
Rahib: Hey Swaid wanna have sex?
Swaid: Sorry bro, I'm Swaid
Swaid by Shaggy24 November 20, 2011
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swaids • swaidan • said • Saida • said no one ever • SNAIDS • shaida • Shaiden • saidi • saidu
I can swaid my coworkers to come to this event

you know why I said that right? 

Common phrase heard from Norman "Nick". He says this whenever he wants to place emphasis on something that he just said. Usually, he'll say this after he says something that he considers to be bold and will want to flex what he just did.
Norman "Nick":" I just read this entire book in one night"
Henry: "Ok?"
Norman "Nick": "You know why I said that right?"
**the whole time, Norman “Nick” was trying to flex that he read a book and did something productive**

Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up 

If you look at that mug that Urban Dictionary advertises really closely, it’ll say this. Well, of what you can read of it.
You: Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up.
Your friend: wat da fuq dit u jus sae?

Said The Actress To The Bishop 

A more clever, sophisticated way of saying "That's what she said." This phrasing goes back to very early Edwardian times and is of British origin.
"That's a BIG ONE, said the actress to the bishop."

I said Lord 

Used when someone's hairline is so irreversibly receded that you have to resort to sacred prayers to God in an attempt to restore it.
Guy 1: "I prayed for yo hairline 5 times a day like a Muslim. I got down on my knees and I said Lord, hear my prayers. But yo shits so busted that even the Lord turned his back on yo ass."
Guy 2: "No worries. I'll paint it in like LeBron."
I said Lord by bobbybobson68 March 3, 2019
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