Swaggerpuss 

Swaggerpuss is a multimedia facade intended to further lead the brain-washed sheep of the swaggerpuss universe down a black hole of modern societal decay.

You've probably heard something like this before...but you can't handle our Swaggerpuss

Swaggerpuss by minaesser July 1, 2011

Swaggerless Monkey 

swaggerless monkey (adj.)- 1.) One without or lacking swagger. 2.) An unoriginal, uncoordinated, non-creative person with no soul or flavor.

Julian is wearing my clothes again, and acting like a big shot. What a swaggerless monkey.

Anyone who tries to say this word and says it incorrectly is instantly a swaggerless monkey.

EX: "You shirtless monkey..." ummm no, that's swaggerless monkey.

Swaggerless Monkey by sebadude March 8, 2010

Swaggerous  

No one is even close to having as much swagger as yourself

Im soooo swaggerous....
No one is as swaggerous

Swaggerous by Jonathan Cartagena(aka:reason) January 20, 2009

Swaggerless

Without the ability to swagger or have swagger.

Mark was so boringly friendly that I just resorted to letting him know that he was swaggerless.

Swaggerless by penlord January 12, 2009

swaggerless

Lacking swagger obviously.. clumsy, careless, stuttering, lacking style and grace. a person who makes themselves look pretty foolish just about all the time. would be considered "swaggerless"

"When hummmmmmmmmmmmmmberto spilled that paint, mannn, that was some swaggerless $h*t"

swaggerless by jesas November 14, 2009

swaggerless

1. a person who lacks personality and style of their own.
2. someone who can't do anything on their own (constantly jocking someone else's style)

why did you go out with him! he's so swaggerless it makes my heart hurt

swaggerless by e.johnson March 31, 2009

post-swaggerness 

the feeling you get after going on a shopping spree

I felt very post-swaggerness after i left the American Eagle.

post-swaggerness by lonerebel214 November 17, 2011