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scaremony 

n. 1. A Halloween themed wedding, or funeral, or any other such ceremony. 2. Any ceremony where somebody dies or bad things happen!
I'm not going to the scaremony because, really, who the heck has a wedding on Halloween? Are they going to throw candy with needles in it instead of rice?
scaremony by j. alders October 17, 2009
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scatrimony 

The act of fecal to fecal marriage, man to fecal marriage, or woman to fecal marriage, or more simply the marriage between a feces and something else. adj: scatrimonial
We gather here today to join this piece of shit in holy scatrimony with this lovely young lady.
scatrimony by Dan Singer June 27, 2008

sacrimony 

ceremony and sacrifice

An act of offering something precious or killing of a victim without intrinsic purpose.

Something offered in sacrifice of acts performed as prescribed by ritual or custom.

Destruction or surrender of something for the sake of a formal gesture or act of courtesy.
All the towns people are going to the sacrimony for the killing of the flesh. After that there is fun to be had.

People's overall enjoyment of a live killing.
sacrimony by Addict_242 October 5, 2009

Scaretonin 

The chemical that carries messages between nerve cells in the brain and throughout your body when you enjoy a scary movie or scaring somebody else in good fun.

Also responsible for the feeling of elation when shopping and or decorating for Halloween.
Let's watch that new horror movie, I need a boost of scaretonin.
Scaretonin by Mano Meile June 29, 2022

Scaramona 

a ship with Scaramouche and Mona from Genshin Impact.

they're pretty cool in my opinion.

one thinks the stars are fake and mona actually knows that because she is an ✨ astrologist✨

You can use it to describe two people who are in love but fight with each other to deny their feelings but will inevitably get together at one point in their lives.
"Those two are such a Scaramona!" -Guy 1

"HEY! We are not a Scaramona!" -Girl 1
"Yeah, she's right we're not a Scaramona!" -Guy 2

(MUCH, MUCH, MUCH, LATER)
"Hey, did you just agree with me on something?" -Girl 1 to Guy 2
Scaramona by _bookworm July 7, 2022

scaremonger

(n.) A person who invents threats to themselves and others everywhere. A form of critic looking for a lucky break to be proven right. Typically praises other scaremongers, 1984, hates the government, organised religion and trading systems while freely using the produce of any. Quite narrow minded and insecure, but will attract a lot of sheep.
I have the unfortunate trait of sometimes being a scaremonger.
scaremonger by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

Scarmonfuncul 

It`s what you say when something so shocking that you don`t know to respond with, in other words baffled. This can be used in good and bad situations.
Bob-"Is that a unicorn?"
Jim-"Yeah!"
Bob-"Um... well... Scarmonfuncul!"
Scarmonfuncul by wopi October 28, 2010
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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