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Swadlovski 

Having a poo in a public place (toilets do not count) and not getting caught, Examples include on a bus, in the cinema or from a tree.
The term is coined from the dirty bottomed walking motion the poo'er gets from not wiping and quickly fleeing the scene.
Examples have been caught on cctv famously a child in walmart and a woman in a shopping centre, both can be found on many media streaming sites.
That kid just dropped a "swadlovski"

He's on a "swadlovski" him

She got a "swadlovski" kicking off
Swadlovski by mous420 November 29, 2015
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swarovski 

Originally a reference to jewelry made by Daniel Swarovski. Eventually became a term used to describe most Austrian crystal jewelry. An Austrian crystal is the same as a rhinestone, only without a mirrored back. These are high quality synthetic stones made from glass.
"Swarovski" jewels are becoming popular in hair jewelry this year.
swarovski by Derek B. July 8, 2005
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swarovski 

A term used to describe the drug "Crystal Meth/Methamphetamine". Sometimes used by drug addicts and drug dealers as Slang, Nickname or Code name to hide it's true identity from law enforcement or other parties. Usually used over the phone.

Since "Swarovski" is a company that specializes in Crystal.
swarovski by Richhe December 9, 2010

swatloski 

A bunch of Polish mother truckers with matching sweatshirts
It ain't a party unless there is a group of swatloskis.
swatloski by Jameson11 October 13, 2014

Swadonski 

Swadonski is small internet culture word referring to a person as "Ver swag donkey". Cause donkeys are hip and swag
Boy: "You are my swadonski <3"

Girl" "Uh thanks?"
Swadonski by Swagthiccy29 November 22, 2021

Swarovski Radius

The distance at which a young science major can no longer resist the bling worn by a member of their preferred sex. A play on the market price of Swarovski, which is effectively $350 glass (and the only thing university students can afford), and the Swartzchild Radius (which is the radius of a black hole, from which there is no escape).
"Oooh look at Mitsie, she has no understanding of physics, but that's a damned low cut top and nice bling."
"Yeah, look at Professor Higgs... he's mesmerised... and totally caught in her Swarovski Radius. She'll pass anyway!"
Swarovski Radius by <LeIgHthaL> October 25, 2023