Sveus 

Slavic God of sports, health and criticism. He was not well known, but he can be found in some sources.

According to a myth, he climbed a mountain named Svengora every day. It was 2000m tall but he conquered it every day in exactly 44 minutes. Another myth says that he beat all the other gods in arm wrestling. He spent his time walking along humans. He often said "koja si ti budala", which translates to "you're such an idiot".

I need the strength of Sveus, i want to climb the Mt Everest

Sveus by Kuronjo February 28, 2020

sveus 

A word translated by Denise, Nicole, and Jen on September 29th 2006 to mean "sweet" in German. The story goes that the three were finally on their way to Munich for Oktoberfest after 24 hours of getting lost in Germany (missing flights, splitting trains, incorrect routes, etc). Once on the train to Munich they, naturally, began getting hammered (even though it was 7am). Soon enough they came across a food cabin with a bunch of drunken Germans on their way to the fest too. So they began socializing with the miscreants and soon "sexy hammered" came into their lives; a tall, blonde German completely dressed in white from head to toe. At some point the conversation went from him telling the girls that the translation of "sweet" in German was "sveus" to him telling the girls he's "sexy-hammered."
And that ladies and gentlemen is the origin of the word "sveus". So if you ever get to hearing people say "sveus" instead of "sweet" now you know why. Don't let anyone tell you different or I sware our mafiosa-ness will open a can on your ass.

"And then I found fifty dollars!"
"That's sveus!"
"We lost our game today."
"I'm sorry, that's not very sveus."
"They gave me a free peanut-butter gelato."
"That was sveus of them."

sveus by Denise Zocchi December 11, 2008

Sveesh 

Sveesh is another word for jew.

See that guy over there ? I heard he has sveesh ancestry!

Sveesh by NikitaKrajishnik February 25, 2021

Dr. seuss penis

A penis that is so fucked that it looks like it could be in a dr. Seuss book.

Girl, that guy I fucked last night had a dr. Seuss penis; it was fucked!

Dr. seuss penis by Fig nag November 29, 2016

Dr. Seuss 

Who is Dr. Seuss
You ask and you say.
I'll answer that for you
Right now- yes today.

Dr. Seuss was an author
Who wrote some good rhymes.
He gave many children
Good memories and times.

Some people say
He claimed the word nerd.
Some say he did drugs-
I say that's absurd.

Why did he write
All these novels and books?
To set good examples for children
So they don't become crooks.

Dr. Seuss was creative-
A true poet indeed.
I don't get how he was a doctor,
But I guess at anything he can succeed.

Dr. Suess was just great.
A person you can't hate.
Any word he'd create
To fulfill his rhyming trait.

To sum it up for you
I'll say these words that are true:
Dr. Seuss you're one of the few
People that I look up to.

Dr. Seuss could make a rhyme that sounded great in no time!

Have you heard of Cat In The Hat? Well Dr. Seuss wrote that!

It was a cinch for Dr. Seuss to write The Grinch!

If there were a God Seuss, he'd be greater than Zeus! - I hope that that word was not a misuse.

Dr. Seuss by The Next Seuss Is My Excuse November 25, 2011

svenska

Swedish in Swedish

Jag pratar svenska. I speak Swedish.

svenska by elinlgren July 23, 2015

The Dr. Seuss Syndrome 

The neurological condition where an individual feels compelled to turn everyday words into a rhyme, which does not change the actual meaning of the original word.

Normal Person: "That is neato"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "That is neato dorito"

Normal Person: "Awesome!"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "Awesome Possum!"

Normal Person: "Whatever"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "Whatever Trevor"

The Dr. Seuss Syndrome by JoTySmith November 16, 2010