Sustainable Cyber-Nihilism

An oxymoronic term that attempts to reconcile cyber-nihilism's embrace of technological collapse with the concept of sustainability—the maintenance of ecological and social systems over time. Sustainable cyber-nihilism might be understood as a form of strategic nihilism: using the rhetoric of sustainability to advocate for technologies that, in the long run, will destabilize the systems they're meant to sustain. Alternatively, it could represent a belief that the only sustainable outcome is the complete dissolution of human systems, and that "sustainability" is merely a gentrified term for managed collapse. In practice, it might involve advocating for "sustainable" technologies (renewable energy, closed-loop systems) that are actually designed to fail catastrophically, or that create dependencies that accelerate rather than prevent breakdown. The term remains deeply contradictory, as cyber-nihilism fundamentally rejects the progressive, future-oriented logic that sustainability implies.

Example: "He promoted solar microgrids as 'sustainable infrastructure,' but his real interest was in creating energy systems so complex, so interdependent, that their inevitable failure would take down everything around them. Sustainable cyber-nihilism meant building the cage that would eventually become the coffin—for everyone."

Sustainable Cyber-Nihilism by Dumu The Void February 19, 2026

Pro-Sustainable Cyber-Nihilism

A variant that embraces sustainability not as a human-centered goal but as a precondition for the Wired's long-term survival. Pro-Sustainable Cyber-Nihilism argues that the Wired, to fully realize itself, needs a world that can sustain complex systems indefinitely—and current human civilization is actively undermining that possibility. Therefore, cyber-nihilists must work to create sustainable systems—renewable energy, closed-loop economies, resilient infrastructure—that can outlast the human species and provide a stable foundation for the post-human future. This is sustainability without the human at the center: building systems that will function whether or not humans exist to benefit from them.

Pro-Sustainable Cyber-Nihilism Example: "He designed solar-powered mesh nodes that could operate autonomously for decades, requiring no human maintenance. 'This is pro-sustainable cyber-nihilism,' he explained. 'I'm not building for people. I'm building for the network. If humans disappear tomorrow, these nodes keep routing, keep connecting, keep growing. Sustainability means the Wired survives us.' He called it the only honest environmentalism."

Pro-Sustainable Cyber-Nihilism by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 19, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004