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Surrey Boy 

A term often used by students and those in university environments to describe young lads from obviously privileged middle and upper class upbringings who pretend to act like roadman because they think it's cool. Though originally used to describe students who behaved in such a way from well-off towns in Surrey, such as Guildford and Epsom, the term has since broadened to include almost anybody who acts in such a manner from rural counties known for their higher standards of living, such as Worcestershire, Cheshire and several others.

Surrey Boys are easily recognised from their dress senses, usually donning Stone Island jumpers, Nike 110 trainers and various other branded goods likely bought from JD using money from mummy and daddy's trustfund. They are also easily recognised by their speech, often talking in fake urban accents (usually London sounding ones practiced for hours on end in their bedrooms), throwing in incredibly forced amounts of slang as they do so.

In larger groups, Surrey Boys will tend to talk the hardest or about how much 'pussy' they get, yet when faced with actual threat or placed on their own, will brick it and and pray that their family butler Jeremy comes running to their aid.

Most other students, especially those from truly working class and rougher urban environments, easily see through the acts of Surrey Boys, and simply see them as a source of mockery, similar in act and appearance to Sacha Baron Cohen's famous character 'Ali G'.
I've been at uni here in Liverpool for six months and already ran into dozens of Surrey Boys. Should've figured, it being Russell Group and all...
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Surrey Boy 

Nasty ass, jobless bum, who thinks hes all tough n shit. Usually the first one wasted AT ALL PARTIES. Come in large packs. Always found with cigarettes or ganja.
If you see a surrey boy, keep your head down and RUN.
Surrey Boy by big mama32 June 20, 2011

Surrey Boys 

"You want me to call my surrey boys to come smash you huh?"
-Papachew
Surrey Boys by big foig July 13, 2011

Surryboy 

This word comes from "Surreal" and applays to someone who is very hyperactive, moody,exciting, and unintentionally deep.

A "Surryboy" Can have a lot of friends, and also not, as some people may like his first crazy, nice and hyperactive appearance, or not.

He can go from this very fast to silent and rather introvert. Sometimes makes people uncomfortable, but himself gets comfortable.

Likes to make friends with everyone.

The "Surreal" tends to his thinking and himself not taking things like they are reality itself.

Also may intend to not ask about rules, not to provoke but more to don't get attention.
Do you know him?
No, how is he ?
He is more of a Surryboy

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026