surrey bc 

A city in which a newspaper polled it's residents and found that only 14% felt safe living there. Crime is rampant within the Whalley and Newton areas. Transients have established a tent village near 106 avenue and people roam the streets at night stealing whatever is available.

criminal 1 " Let's go to Surrey bc !

criminal 2 " Yeah, We can go to the credit union in the Central City mall and when someone puts their wallet in their knapsack we can wait till he's outside then slash the sack right off his body....... This IS a TRUE STORY that happened to me...... Time to move out of Surrey !!!!! Beware to all those that would think of living here !!!!! Be cautious if you visit !!!!

surrey bc by Lysytsya7 November 16, 2014

Surrey, BC 

A desolate wasteland on the face of British Columbia. It is full of drug dealers, gang members, and every low level criminal you can think of. When riding on the Skytrain to go to Coquitlam, you can even feel the filth and decay just by riding through.

This is a common and false perception of Surrey. It also has a lot of schools, is mostly dangerous at night, and has tons of tasty food.

Surrey at night is no more dangerous than any other part of Vancouver, as night time brings out the weirdos and shady people. Surrey is considered the Gotham City of Vancouver, but it is not as bad as people make it out to be.

Man: I live in Surrey, BC.
Woman: Oh my.

Surrey, BC by surreyman82 March 12, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008