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Surprise Package

When a man goes into a girl's room with a camera in the middle of the night while she's sleeping and masturbates until he is about to cum. When he is on the verge of cumming, he begins recording, yells "Surprise!", waking her up, and cums on her face. He then runs away, tells all of his friends, and puts the video up on the internet.
-Yo dude what'd you do last night?
-I surprise packaged that bitch Erin.
-Yo, that shit's hilarious.
-I know dude, but I have to be in court in a couple weeks now . . .
Surprise Package by Kevin Gay1 November 14, 2009
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Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force the semen erupts out of the givers mouth and nose, surprising them.
Dude, Michelle was blowing me last night dude, I told her I was going to cum but she just kept going, I gave her the biggest surprise package. She was fucking pissed!
Surprise Package by Nerd Junior April 16, 2006

Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral copulation and ejaculating with such force the semen shoots out the givers' mouth and nose
"Dude, Mara was giving me head and she got a fucking surprise package. She was so pissed at me dude!"
Surprise Package by Nerd Junior April 13, 2006

Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force and quantity the semen in question proceeds through the givers nose, surprising them.
Dude, Jennifer was giving me head an I gave her such a fucking surprise package.
Surprise Package by Nerd Junior July 16, 2008
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