Surgeon General's Warning
The legally mandated, 100% ignored fine print printed on packaging that tells you something is actively going to kill you, yet somehow serves as an invitation to do it anyway. If a product doesn't have a government warning label cautioning you against severe health consequences, birth defects, or explosive bodily failure, is it even fun?
Kyle: Dude, are you really about to eat that deep-fried stick of bacon-wrapped butter while smoking an unfiltered cigar?
Chris: Relax, dude. It doesn't even have a Surgeon General's Warning yet, so it's basically healthy food.
Chris: Relax, dude. It doesn't even have a Surgeon General's Warning yet, so it's basically healthy food.
Surgeon General's Warning by The Real Driller October 23, 2026