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superficiality

A barometer of shallowness pertaining to the superficial nature of women in Orange County, California who place more value on their looks, which more than likely will include breast and lip augmentation but also extends to nannies, social status, which model of BMW, Mercedes, Porsche or Land Rover you drive as well as income and job status.

Can also apply to anyone who refuses to scratch more than the surface of communication and is superficial in terms of outlook or value-system.
On the scale of superficiality, that chick in Placentia takes the cake- she's a 10 and will never be happy. Going forward, I will be pointing the new black Carrera 4 up north toward Westlake Village from now on and not thinking of her materialistic ass as I serpentine my way down scenic Malibu Canyon with my new babe, bright and beautiful, who actually has a handle on communicating and what it takes to have a decent, fun-filled and exciting relationship.
superficiality by s6 May 17, 2008
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Superficialites 

the superficialites thought they were better than everyone
Superficialites by yuba gurl January 21, 2013

Superficialism 

The art of strictly considering people based on their physical appearance, and/or for their material possessions.
Jennifer only dates guys over 6’5. Tom could be an educated rock star with a great sense of humor, but he’s 6’1, so he is not good enough for her. Jennifer’s superficialism knows no bounds.
Superficialism by Corporal America November 4, 2020

superficialic 

everything having to do with being fake;
presenting only an appearance without substance or significance
bree is so superficialic
superficialic by bree April 17, 2004

Superficialishious 

To be delightfully and deliciously superficial.
"That girl is so superficial"

"No!, She is sooooooo superficialishious"

Superficiallymooncalfus

Superficiallymooncalfus.

Superficially meaning “apparently”, and “mooncalf” meaning “a foolish person”.

And no, this isn’t a inside joke.

- Sincerely, and yours truly Mooncalf.
C1: Hey, your pretty Superficiallymooncalfus.
C2: what the Kentucky fried fuck does that mean?
C1: Wait, you don’t know what that means?
C2: No? That’s pure gibberish!
C1: You’re stupid.
C2: yes, I know. I’m basically a Superficiallymoonca- WAIT!
C1: Got ya!

Superficiallymooncalfus

Superficiallymooncalfus.

“Superficially” meaning “apparently” and Mooncalf meaning “a foolish person”

If used in a sentence “you are Superficiallymooncalfus“ = “you are apparently a foolish person”
C1: Hey! You are Superficiallymooncalfus
C2: What the Kentucky fried fuck does that mean?
C1: Wait, you don’t know?
C2: no, I’m Superficiallymooncal- WAIT!
C1: Got ya!