Super Vol 

The origins of the Super Vol are unknown. The first documented appearance of the Super Vol was the 2008 men's basketball game against Kentucky on Chris Lofton Night. Since then, he has gone into seclusion, but is eagerly awaiting the chance to return. Sources say that he may make an appearance at the Florida and Alabama home football games.

We are losing the game! Whatever shall we do? We need SUPER VOL!

Super Vol by thatreallyjusthappenedtoyourmo November 4, 2008

1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug 

Possibly, and quite probably, the best car ever built. Superior to every other car, especially anything made by saab.

someone: yo is that a 1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug
me: yezir
every female within a 50 mile radius: please take me for a ride in your 1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug

1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug by cruster duster March 3, 2021

Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin

This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.

"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"

Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024