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super simp 

An extreme simp. Usually a simp that can't get the picture. He's usually played by women, spending all of his money and time trying to impress girls, but never gets a quality woman. This simp is usually submissive and spends time on facebook trying to message women and write status's that make him look like a good man. He is known to cock block others and tries his best to "save a hoe"
"Man, did you read that guys status on Facebook? that guy is a super simp"
super simp by streetscience August 8, 2014
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Super Simp 

A man who has gone far beyond being a simp and has become far worse

Someone who is so taken over by the constant need for Pussy or girls that it’s the only thing they talk about
Super Simps spend most of there time talking to girls nonstop but failing to even get anything at all

They will do anything if they think it will get them some action with a girl they will white knight, make multiple accounts to beg to be unblocked, and even pay females for a little love

Super Simps are the lowest class of simps
“I caught jamel being a super simp I heard he was paying for premium snapchats and making multiple accounts begging girls to unblock him”
Super Simp by Not Dylan rooberts January 28, 2020

Super Simp September 

A challenge where one has to simp as much as possible or at any given opportunity during the entirety of September.
-Stop Simping, it's not cool!
-No no no. It's Super Simp September, I have to!
Super Simp September by Screw_JayDuck September 18, 2020

SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY 

Smite dem simps on site, NO MERcyyyY
Its SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY, we must smite simps

Super sayian simp 

A super sayian simp is a man wich is in his 50’s and is Stalking and Simping a girl who is under the age of 24. The man tries to impress and buy expensive things for the main target ( the girl ) and waits everyday looking at snap map, stalking the poor female target and waits for her to get out of the house and starts following her around. When he finds her he asks her if she wants to go shopping and buys her Louie Vutton, Gucci, Prada and Chanel, after the shopping if she says “Thanks Bro” then the Simps dick disappears and his balls and he becomes The Super Sayian Simp, never being able to get a girl or have sex.....
Dad, he’s been following me and buying super expensive things for me but I don’t like him, I think he’s a Super Sayian Simp...

Super Simptember 

Super Simptember is an alternate version of No Simp September, where you may simp for whoever you like, no matter who you are. There's no failing this month long challenge as long as you're simping for at least one person, real or fake.
John: "Didn't you hear? it's No Simp September."
Bob: "No, it's fine, I'm participating in Super Simptember."
Super Simptember by Hiyoko Saionji September 17, 2020

Superimportant 

Something that appears to be of great signficance to someone who is heavily inebriated, but which is in fact of no consequence whatsoever.
Drunk: "Oaaaa bartender!!!! Give me drink!!! I dropped my last one on the floor!!!"

Bartender: "No. You've had enough to drink already."

Drunk: "Oaaaaaaa f**king bitch!!!!"

(...5 minutes later...)

Drunk: "Oaaaa bartender! Give me drink! Its SUPERIMPORTANT!!!!!"
Superimportant by quonerkz January 7, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026
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