Super Lizarding
A lethal tier above Super Gremlining. The act of intentionally detonating your boy’s chances with a girl at the bar while he is about to make a move, actively talking to her, or finally having one decent night out without embarrassing himself.
Super Lizarding can be brutally simple or disgustingly elaborate.
At its most basic, it can be as simple as casually indicating to the girl that your friend actively takes Viagra, is not mentally sound, or is “looking to be set up with one of her friends.”
At its highest level, Super Lizarding becomes full-scale social engineering: infiltrating the girl’s friend group, quietly feeding them damaging lore about your boy, and making sure every woman within a 20-foot radius knows “his deal” before he even gets a chance to speak.
Short Game Super Lizarding:
Walking up mid-conversation and saying, “Wait, is this the girl you were talking about before you took that gas station rhino pills?”
Long Game Super Lizarding:
Spending 45 minutes befriending her friends, leaking fake red flags, and creating an anti-your-boy coalition so airtight that by the time he approaches, the whole group already hates or pities him.
Super Lizarding can be brutally simple or disgustingly elaborate.
At its most basic, it can be as simple as casually indicating to the girl that your friend actively takes Viagra, is not mentally sound, or is “looking to be set up with one of her friends.”
At its highest level, Super Lizarding becomes full-scale social engineering: infiltrating the girl’s friend group, quietly feeding them damaging lore about your boy, and making sure every woman within a 20-foot radius knows “his deal” before he even gets a chance to speak.
Short Game Super Lizarding:
Walking up mid-conversation and saying, “Wait, is this the girl you were talking about before you took that gas station rhino pills?”
Long Game Super Lizarding:
Spending 45 minutes befriending her friends, leaking fake red flags, and creating an anti-your-boy coalition so airtight that by the time he approaches, the whole group already hates or pities him.
“I was doing fine until Mike told her friend group I was ‘on a journey’ and shouldn’t be dating right now. That wasn’t cockblocking. This was Super Lizarding.”
“Why did you decide to Super Lizard me?”
“Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
“Why did you decide to Super Lizard me?”
“Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
Super Lizarding by Slizard June 20, 2026
