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Sunday Lunch Under a Tent

The EASIEST meal you'll ever have! Heh heh...

That's an analogy, people. Spell it out... this is a subtle way to hint that someone is "a less-than-challenging conquest for the opposite sex."

Similar in form, but not meaning, to c u next tuesday.
The preacher was horrified to discover that his angelic daughter was known around town as a Sunday Lunch Under a Tent. Oh the irony.

Baptist Sunday Lunch 

When a conservative married couple performs passionate oral sex for each other in between morning and evening church services, as per Southern Baptist tradition.
"The Davidson's asked us to lunch after churcn, dear, but I turned them down. Don't worry, I didn't tell them that we had a Baptist Sunday Lunch planned."