Sun Fucker

A person who always goes to bed at an unreasonably early hour with the intention of getting up before everyone else, to excercise, enjoy life, etc. They are uncomfortable when the sun isn't out.

Skye: My roomate made me shut the lights off at 9:30 last night!" Rob: "I can't stand sun fuckers."

Sun Fucker by LVizzle14 October 1, 2010

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Sun fucker

1. A common, humorous misconception for the phrase fun sucker.

2. An insult aimed at one who lives in a particularly sunny state, such as Florida or California.

3. One who actually attempts to fuck the sun. Though this is thought to be physically impossible, it may or may not be the hub of an underground adult fetish community which wishes to complete the task of, literally, fucking the sun.

1. Me: Oh...oh. OH. OH. OHhhhhhHHHhhh!! Oh, see, I thought you said "sun fucker"!

2. Redneck: Go back to California, you sun fuckers! Oh, yeah? Well, I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL, TOO.

3. Wow, it would hurt to be a sun fucker...

Sun fucker by IxBexAxNinja September 8, 2008

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sun fucker

A person living in the state of Florida.

Those lucky sun fuckers, getting all the tans!

sun fucker by PrimuX March 14, 2005

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Sun-Fucked

The condition formerly known as sun burn. Soon all kids will be using it, and it just makes alot more sense, seeing as how the sun pretty much FUCKS your face if you expose it long enough...

Gunther: Dude, I was at the beach ALL day yesterday.

Cletus: Dang dude! Your face was totally Sun-Fucked!

Gunther: Aww nuts.

Sun-Fucked by Doug and Kirk March 28, 2006

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Sun Fucked

to get burned in such a severe way people feel that the sun might of actually kicked your ass

Red guy: "I fell asleep on the beach and now my skin hurts really bad"

Normal guy: "Yeah bro you totally got Sun Fucked"

Sun Fucked by Jay Rip March 29, 2009

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sun fucked

A form of severe sun burn

Doug says, "hey dude, you're REALLY red."

"Yeah dude, I TOTALLY got sun fucked," Kirk replies.

sun fucked by Doug H and Kirk L April 25, 2006

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Sun fucked

Instead of being sun kissed, you're tan as fuck and looked as if the sun pounded your skin like a wild dog.

Skylar: "Jesus Christ! This makeup makes me look sunfucked!"
Rue: "Eh, you're too dark to be sun kissed.."
She was so dark, she looked sun fucked.

Sun fucked by Furfag March 14, 2015

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