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sumaira
Sumaira (who is crazy about a particular guy), is one of the sweetest kind-hearted person one can ever wish to encounter!
Although she can be shy, once she lets you in, she is very funny, outgoing and will make you happier than you’ ever realised.
There doesn’t have to be harps playing or birds singing or rose petals falling from the sky as although these things are pretty amazing, nothing quite compares to a single smile from Sumaira.
All in all, she is like candy, but with blood. Which is so much better!
Although she can be shy, once she lets you in, she is very funny, outgoing and will make you happier than you’ ever realised.
There doesn’t have to be harps playing or birds singing or rose petals falling from the sky as although these things are pretty amazing, nothing quite compares to a single smile from Sumaira.
All in all, she is like candy, but with blood. Which is so much better!
The problem is, fairytales don’t come true. It’s the nightmares that always seem to become the reality. Although that all changed when one encounters Sumaira.
sumaira by dangermouse77 August 15, 2015
Samaria
Have you met Samaria
Sumerian Tavern Joke
The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.
i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E
Sumerian Tavern Joke by Richard Haass March 14, 2022
Sumaia
Sumaia by What's my name again March 22, 2018
Samaria
She’s a queen who shows a lot of love. However don’t get it twisted don’t play with her or you will feel the raft. Her smile literally lights up the world. She super intelligent and amazingly beautiful. Shes a lover of God. She’s short and feisty so beware. She’s spoiled too and loves to be loved the way she loves hard. She’s a hopeless romantic. She’s so amazing one definition couldn’t describe her you will need an entire book. She’s thick, funny, loves to laugh and has so much talent. People regret mistreating her and always regret their actions. Her energy and vibe is everything only when she fools with you.
If you ever meet Samaria your blessed treat her right and you will never lack love. She’s the best you will ever have.
Samaria by MizzQueenDiva November 24, 2021
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