When your having a wank, just before blow the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!
by Shane Hassett January 5, 2008
When you're having a wank, just before blowing the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!
by darwin (herolevi) November 20, 2019
A suicide wank caused by action of a third party, primarily a cockroach.
When you are having a wank, but a cockroach come flying at you, so you shout out "Mom" or "Dad", so you try and finish the job, fueled by fear and for not being a quitter before the cockroach land on your dick or they get into your room!
When you are having a wank, but a cockroach come flying at you, so you shout out "Mom" or "Dad", so you try and finish the job, fueled by fear and for not being a quitter before the cockroach land on your dick or they get into your room!
by DopeDoge May 13, 2020
Where you have to take a shot of ice cold lemoncello then immediately followed by a line of ketamine.
'Hey James! How about me and you go back to the apartment and do a suicide wank chop?'
'Mate, we can do anything'
'Mate, we can do anything'
by Renato1 July 11, 2015
by Renato1 July 22, 2015