When you're having a wank, just before blowing the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!
by darwin (herolevi) November 19, 2019
Get the Suicide Wankmug. When your having a wank, just before blow the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!
by Shane Hassett January 13, 2008
Get the suicide wankmug. A suicide wank caused by action of a third party, primarily a cockroach.
When you are having a wank, but a cockroach come flying at you, so you shout out "Mom" or "Dad", so you try and finish the job, fueled by fear and for not being a quitter before the cockroach land on your dick or they get into your room!
When you are having a wank, but a cockroach come flying at you, so you shout out "Mom" or "Dad", so you try and finish the job, fueled by fear and for not being a quitter before the cockroach land on your dick or they get into your room!
by DopeDoge May 13, 2020
Get the assisted suicide wankmug. Where you have to take a shot of ice cold lemoncello then immediately followed by a line of ketamine.
'Hey James! How about me and you go back to the apartment and do a suicide wank chop?'
'Mate, we can do anything'
'Mate, we can do anything'
by Renato1 July 30, 2015
Get the Suicide wank chopmug. by Renato1 August 16, 2015
Get the Suicide Wank Chopmug. when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 4, 2025
Get the nigel suicide wankmug. when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 1, 2025
Get the nigel suicide wankmug.