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Sucked Off 

To have a blowjob and ejaculate.
Shes great, I got sucked off by her last night
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sucked off 

I got sucked off by your mother.
sucked off by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

Sucked off 

Very tired!!!
That job had all sucked off
Sucked off by franco de vita October 1, 2014

Sucked Off Face

Sucked off face, typically a female face that is gaunt in nature, particularly around the cheekbone area. Commonly a model-esque face, but we all know it's just sucked off and no one REALLY wants it.
Fuck me, have you seen the sucked off face on Adriana Lima lately? I can't believe people like that look.
Sucked Off Face by GreatYorkie March 6, 2022

suckem off already 

When a guy is obsessed with another guy. Star struck individual that sees another man as a god. Another way to say get off his balls.
Leonzo: That guy is swole like Hulk Hogan!!

Roberto: Suckem off already!!!
suckem off already by NemesisVik December 15, 2021

suckemoff 

The act of placing not just one, but both testicles in your mouth. Also a substitute for goodbye, or as a general insult.
Hey kook, suckemoff!

Hey there pal, won't ya suckemoff?

Suckemoff!
suckemoff by Fred Steplin November 23, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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