by Killossal August 26, 2017
A little known act performed in the later Middle Ages. Wandering minstrels, usually those with few talents, would entertain onlookers by "sucking a fuck" which involved a wooden rod and a live goose. The performer would take the rod and try to gently slide it into the anal cavity of the goose without frightening it and causing it to fly away.
"Gather around as I attempt to suck a fuck."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."
by Spike July 4, 2004
1. when used as an insult, means the same as fuck off, or go fuck yourself, or get the fuck out of my house. Usually directed at someone irritating or ugly.
2. when used literally, would most likely mean (though no one knows who would honestly do this) to use the tongue and lips to actually suck someone else's intercourse. to lick and/or suck the area where the penis is entering the vagina.
2. when used literally, would most likely mean (though no one knows who would honestly do this) to use the tongue and lips to actually suck someone else's intercourse. to lick and/or suck the area where the penis is entering the vagina.
1. Elizabeth: Donnie, you're such a fuckass!
Donnie: Oh yeah? Well, you can go suck a fuck!
2. "Man, I thought a threesome would be hot, but all that crazy bitch did was suck our fuck!"
Donnie: Oh yeah? Well, you can go suck a fuck!
2. "Man, I thought a threesome would be hot, but all that crazy bitch did was suck our fuck!"
by the justin January 20, 2006
The act, which most girls have secretly honed for as yet unknown reasons, of completely collapsing with a single word a seriously hot moment, which would ordinarily lead to fucking.
Joel (kissing Emily's neck): So what now honeybuns?
Emily: Pizza?
Joel: Shit Emily, you really sucked the fuck out of that situation!
Emily: Pizza?
Joel: Shit Emily, you really sucked the fuck out of that situation!
by cheddarfloor April 23, 2005
by Teh Treu Wiz November 10, 2009
When someone performs oral sex to the same gender... (Fucking faggots) (Queers) (Homosapian) (Gay) (Homosexual)
by The Rape Asser March 14, 2017
*Really* sucking. Really being bad, beyond words. Usually applied to old, (S)NES video games but can also be used when sucking at doing something.
by avgn_fan42 September 4, 2010