1. (noun) A sucky-sequel to a usually decent or sometimes excellent movie.
2. (noun) A movie sequel that will never live up to the expectations of it's predecessor and in some cases even makes the original movie suck as well.
Did you know that Speed II: Cruise Control was such a suckquel that Keanu Reeves wouldn't even star in it? Ironically, he did go on to star in not one but TWOMatrix suckquels.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!