Subway sexists

Subway sexists is so holy

I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nudesender
You know that i be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist i could go skating
Between thick tighs i am suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocks
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know im fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my juul
I dont actually smoke
Butt i make your bitch choke
Once i give someone i stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know im dropping fire
You can sing my song in the quire
They fall me quacmire
No they dont but at least it rhymes

Subway sexists by Legoiswatchingyou May 10, 2021

subway sexists

I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nude sender
You know that I be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist, I could go skating
Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocs
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know I'm fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my Juul
I don't actually smoke
But I make your bitch choke
Once I gave someone a stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know I'm dropping fire
You can sing my songs in the choir
They call me Quagmire
No, they don't, but at least it rhymes
Ayy
Alright everyone sing along for this next part
I nutted inside your mom
Yeah
I nutted inside your mom
Wooh
Alright, here we go
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
You know I love being a sexist
I eat pussy for breakfast
Ice on my necklace
I had sex with my dentist
My fanbase is getting bigger
Your hoe is a gold digger
I wear Tommy Hilfiger
While I pull on the trigger
Woah, woah, woah, that was risky
My bitch just turned 60
She knows my cum is sticky
But her pussy is squeaky like mickey
My lines are hotter than the stars
When I'm dropping these crazy bars
My cum has filled jars
And stained so many cars
Ay
Your mom is a hoe
Yeah

they are such big group subway sexists!

subway sexists by DICKIPIKI March 23, 2023

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