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subaru legacy 

a poor-mans bmw/practical wrx

a unique and consistently reliable and practical car. it has been offered as either a station wagon or sedan. the old ones (1989-1994) had a turbo engine offered, making it one of the fastest cars for the dollar, back in the day. ones made between 1995-2004 were good cars, but not as sporty. then in 2005-present, the turbo model returned, with an incredibly potent engine, and is also a surprisingly fast car, with a 0-60 of 5.6 seconds. the legacy is famous for its excellent reliability, with many vehicles well exceeding 200,000 miles. all have full-time all-wheel-drive.

many associate subarus, especially the legacy, to be "greenie" cars, due to their appeal to outdoorsy types. but in fact, they get worse gas mileage than most competitors. the most recent legacy turbo and 6 cylinder models, have an average of about 19 MPG.
wow, i can't believe that subaru legacy is still running. it has 270,000 miles on it!

why? it's a subaru, not an audi.
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Subaru Legacy is a popular street car that the sexy, and only the sexy, know how to drive. Perfect for attracting white girls.
Yo sup my nig, jacked me a soob, lez get some white bitches and booz and get da party off da heezy!
subaru legacy by Kobe Bryant July 18, 2004

subaru legacy 

a practical wrx, or an accord that's more fun to drive. plus, it has the safety of AWD. AND.... its a subaru. the wagon versions are lez mobiles.
ray-roy owns a 2010 subaru legacy GT. and it hauls ass.
subaru legacy by i wants a cookie February 1, 2010

subaru legacy 

Ugly station wagon, sometimes with wooden paneling, driven by a certain creature, comming from geeky clubs (such as band). These cars are for carting around the less attractive of all species, and for driving slower than the speed limit. Normally thrown into the junk yard few years after purchase, if not laughed off the road. Also known as a Eustace.
Let's get up in my Eustice after band practice, where we can go to my house to read Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets. I think my Subaru Legacy is cool for bringing my amigos to chess club!
subaru legacy by Seamore Tats January 3, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016