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Stunt Cum

As defined by comedian Robert Shimmel, stunt cum is the fake appearing cum that you see in most porno's, making it look like the male star is shooting off like a sprinkler!
Man, did you see that stunt cum on that stud? Yeah, he wishes he had that much spunk!
by Super-horny Chic November 8, 2005
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Cum and Stun

The harshest of insults and best method of revenge against a female. Have the offending girl go down on you, then cum on her face and slap her with your dick. Then leave with the option of a witty comment.

The magnitude of this insult can only be measured in units of Metric Fuck Ton.
After my girlfriend decided to sleep around on me, I gave her the ol' Cum and Stun to get revenge.
by Whitnamy Lessoll October 19, 2010
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