by Capmare January 07, 2022

Hey math teacher, you're stultus!
by MrOrcaDood December 19, 2018

Fake taxonomic name that means stupid being and the antithesis to Homo sapiens. Homo stultii can be found in places like Walmart or whom are your typical redneck Bubba Trump supporters. They live on trash like Sonic and disinformation such as OANN.
The last election gave rise to an entirely new breed: Homo stultus, where 73 million people voted for Donald Trump and they think they won.
by EEEEamon November 26, 2020

A separate evolutionary link of people, now represented in the form of all who call themselves russians
by Woddy March 06, 2022

Person 1 "Hey, check out this article about the Flat Earth, it's what convinced me"
Person 2 "..."
Person 1 "...you ok?"
Person 2 "...wha...? Oh, yeah, I just had a moment of Stultus Aphasia, sorry."
Person 2 "..."
Person 1 "...you ok?"
Person 2 "...wha...? Oh, yeah, I just had a moment of Stultus Aphasia, sorry."
by Tommology February 14, 2019

by schneilu May 06, 2022

Stultus cunt (meaning stupid cunt) is the perfect way to insult someone you're not a fan of. As only a few people know what stultus cunt means, outsiders won't think of you badly.
Person 1: Mara is a stultus cunt, I hate her so much.
Person 2: Yeah, she really is the biggest stultus cunt that exists.
Person 2: Yeah, she really is the biggest stultus cunt that exists.
by shitwiper March 25, 2022
